if (document.mmm_fo) document.write ("&mmm_fo=1"); Wait so the saying is really you cant have your Kate and Edith too? Barbara said it was Daves idea. 1975 Holy Bible: New Testament. The phrase you cant have your cake and eat it too is in the Cambridge English dictionary and is a popular English idiomatic proverb, meaning the Kate and Edith verison is definitely just a Twitter hoax. In addition to the fact that this city simply doesn't exist, the text on this sign was clearly created with digital editing software. Crystal Methodist Church of Effing SC, February 6, 2019. Ever since the phrase began going viral, social media users started getting very confused over the bizarre mispronunciation. That afternoon, his bags packed, Dave waited for Barbara to come and pick him up and give him a ride to the airport. Funny joke, genuine laugh out of me. 1973 . Are men supposed to have more than one woman? This fictional town serves as the backdrop for humorous posts from "The Crystal Methodist Church of Effing SC" Facebook page, as well as its apparent sister Facebook page, "Effing SC.". If you think about it, who would not want their cake if they couldn't eat it? 1967's The Statler Brothers Sing the Big Hits held true to its title's promise, generating a pair of Top Ten singles in "Ruthless" and "You Can't Have Your Kate and . FRANKFORT The Kentucky Senate approved legislation Thursday that its sponsor says protects children from inappropriate materials but which critics say will lead to book banning. One eye could look straight ahead while the other eye was looking sideways. The judge told the bigamist, "You can't have your Kate and Edith too." (1967) How Great Thou Art. The proverb's meaning is similar to the phrases "you can't have it both ways" and "you can't have the best of both worlds." This was printed in the Chicago (IL) Daily Tribune on April 26, 1949: "I first met a girl named Kate And then Edith with eyes of blue, But I couldn't, I discovered, Have my Kate and Edith, too. If I leave one woman, will I leave another? When he was with Barbara, he felt so alive. Your email address will not be published. 0 comment. . Bealy was all business. GEORGE J. Country Music quartet from Staunton note , Virginia. [1] Little did they know, the song would cause so much confusion on Twitter over forty years later. RedditDadjokes no toxin could bind with sweeter degree, Together, well be poetry document.write ('&cb=' + m3_r); All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. [CDATA[ Get her some popcorn I said I would. You can't have everything and eat it too; Eat your cake and have the . C F Well we went out on a double date G7 Me and Edith you and Kate C F Before we got past their front gate G7 There you were making eyes at Edith While you were making time with Kate A7 D7 You can't have your Kate and Edith too G7 C You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo F Then we went to a drive in a show G7 You were kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go C F I looked at Edith started feeling bold . Listen to Flowers On the Wall: The Essential Statler Brothers 1964-1969 by The Statler Brothers on Apple Music. USA TODAY also couldn't find any evidence the town of Effing, S.C., exists. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I love this line! Barbaras red sports car pulled up. ". Joseph is the chief of staff. If you want your congregation to permit God to control their lives you might want to preach a sermon called Is God Your Steering Wheel or Your Spare Tire? as one preacher did. But there are no records of a "Crystal Methodist Church" there. So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with. The adage is found in varying forms: You can't eat your cake and have it too. Dave jumped at it. Dave thought, The seventh commandment, which one is that? Thats the one about adultery. You can't have your Kate and Edith, too (2 min 23 s) You comb her hair: Selected Co-authors Countries and Regions of . The image has been around since at least early2019, and other independent fact-checking organizations have debunked it. I Can't Help It (If I'm Still In Love With You) I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know. Too real indeed :(. The neighborhood, he realized, was like a fabric, all those little lives touching each other and depending on each other in small, interconnected ways. The image gained traction on Reddit, where it has received about 7,500 reactions since it was posted March 28, 2019. When I got back dad-blame if you. That was the year he turned 45 years old. She waved and smiled that 200-watt smile of hers. USA TODAY reached out to the Facebook user who posted the image for comment. While this image contains a few obvious punny jokes (Crystal Methodist Church is a play on the drug, Crystal Meth, and Effing, SC, is another spelling of F-ing, SC), some viewers weren't quite sure if this church was real or fake. Congratulations. And he actually smiled. Dave worked like a dog, but at least he was working. After the sermon Dave tried to pray, but the words wouldnt come. Its definitely the cake one. Easy access to your customers data, real-time stats, music chart reporting, and more. A pastor was preaching a sermon to inspire his people to support the newly-adopted church budget and entitled his message Sermon on the Amount. Another sermon was named What Hole Did He Crawl Out Of? The message was based on Genesis 3 when Lucifer appeared as a slithering, sly, scheming serpent. All his neighbors, when they heard about it, they would shake their heads and say, Dave and Marjorie are splitting up? Thats too bad. And their shoulders would slump just a little bit more, and they would feel that much more hopeless about the institution of marriage. He had two teenage children and he didnt understand them: the way they dressed, the way they talked, their political views, their music. Another pastor preached a message on the Gadarene demoniac, which he entitled A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood., Of course, you know that according to Mark 5 Jesus cast the demons out of the man and the Bible says, the demons entered into the swine; and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand) and were choked in the sea. Upon reading that passage another pastor preached a sermon he called, The Day the Price of Pork Went Up.. document.write ("
